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scienceofsarcasm:

Evening Post: August 12, 1899.
"She immediately alighted, caught hold of the astonished youth, and gave him a sound thrashing, using her fists in a scientific fashion…”

I would love to know what this means.

I think that might be code for “punched him in the balls with devastating accuracy”.

fuck

500 posts!

500 posts!

sillyenfp:

An axolotl playing the keyboard. Just because.

sillyenfp:

An axolotl playing the keyboard. Just because.

My life is ruled by bitchy gastropods...

  • Me: Oh, geez, it's 11:30, I should get to bed.
  • Me: *puttering around in bathroom getting ready, look over at snail tank*
  • Snails: FUCK YEAH PARTY TIME BLORP BLORP LOOK HOW ACTIVE WE ARE IF YOU WAIT UNTIL TOMORROW WE'LL BURY OURSELVES AGAIN
  • Me: I'm not taking pictures of snails at 11:30 at night
  • Snails: IF NOT NOW, THEN WHEN?!
  • Me: *goes to get camera*